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3 rocks. Dinner. What do you guys want for dinner? We don't eat. We're rocks. I know... But I enjoy the formality of it. Sean McGuire 4.2.23
3 rocks. Holiday Plans. Where do you guys want to go on holiday? I'd love to see Paris. Or go back to Amsterdam. I've always wanted to go to Japan. You know what... Let's just stay here. Sean McGuire 4.9.23
3 rocks. One is wearing a hat. Did you get a new hat? I did! Thank you for noticing!
3 rocks. Stovetop. Oh no! What? OMG What? Did I turn off the stovetop when we left? We don't have a stovetop. We didn't leave. Oh yeah... phew. Sean McGuire 4.23.23
3 rocks. Ozone Layer. Remember that hole in the Ozone layer? Remember the Ozone layer? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh boy. Sean McGuire 4.30.23
3 rocks. Knock Knock. KNock Knock! Whose there? Who's there? Wait did you just say whose there? It's "who's there?". Whose is possessive. Oh. It's a contraction. Sean McGuire 5.7.23
3 rocks. Bedtime. Will you still be here when I wake up? Yes. Of course. Always. Good. Thank you. zzzzz. Sean McGuire 5.14.23
3 rocks. Ramen. Do You guys want to go get ramen? Sure I'm in. No. I'm not good with chopsticks. And I'm self-conscious about it. Sean McGuire 5.21.23
3 rocks comic. Birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! OMG! Thank you!! You remembered! Yes. It's our birthday too. Oh yeah. Sean McGuire 5.28.23 weekly comic
3 rocks new comics every Sunday comicstrips. A brush with fame. Remember that whole Virginia Woolf thing? Yeah. Of course. Guess who I heard was in her pocket. STACY! No! Everything good happens to her. Sean McGuire 6.4.23
3 rocks on a beach attacked by birds. The birds. AGHHH. OH MY GOD IT'S JUST LIKE THAT OLD MOVIE! Home alone 2 lost in New York? Yes! Thats the one! Right! OMG it's just like that. Sean McGuire 6.11.23
3 rocks comic weekly comicstrips. Self. Do you ever wonder if we are unique individuals or just a part of some... universal consciousness. universal consciousness. ...universal consciousness. Exactly. Hmm I'm not sure. Sean McGuire 6.18.23
3 rocks comicstrips Weather. I checked the weather today but there wasn't any. There wasn't any? No the weather report was just blank. That's good. I needed a break. Sean McGuire 6.25.23
3 rocks comic strips Under water. Do either of you have a towel? No sorry. Me neither. Thats ok. I was feeling too dry anyways. Sean McGuire 7.2.23
3 rocks comic Ducks in a row. I did it. All my ducks are in a row. My actual literal ducks. I'm done with metaphorical ducks. I am a dark farmer now. Sean McGuire 7.9.23
3 rocks weekly comicstrips  Approach. three rocks are settled in a vacant landscape. A bright light comes from the left and begins to consumes them. three rocks are left cowering in fear. Sean McGuire 7.16.23
3 rocks comicstrip Book club. What did we think of "Picnic at Hanging Rock"? I rally enjoyed it. Especially how some of the plots go unresolved. Honesty;... I thought it would be more about the eponymous rock. OMG Yes! Me too! Sean McGuire 7.23.23
3 rocks Dance. Do you guys want to go dancing? Are we not already dancing? IS this not dancing? no. Sean McGuire 7.30.23
3 rocks in front of a red curtain one is wearing a magicians hat. Magic trick. And for my next trick... I'm gonna pull a rabbit out of my... hat. a rabbit jumps out of the hat. TA-DA! Sean McGuire 8.6.23 weekly comicstrip
Three rocks in a vacant landscape comic weekly comicstrip. Late. Sorry I'm late. I got distracted by an interesting pigeon. Oh no worries. You're right on time. Sean McGuire 8.13.23
A comic about 3 rocks sweating in a dessert landscape. Heat. OMG it is SWELTERING OMG SO HOT I'm practically a puddle. I don't think rocks sweat. Oh! I think you're right. Phew. What a relief! My pores feel clear now. Sean McGuire 8.20.23
Three rocks comicstrip Stereotype Hey, domyou know the witch who hails from the land of ice? hey thats a stereotype Yeah not all rocks know Bjork But it would be so cool if we did OMG so cool the coolest Sean McGuire 8.27.23
3 rocks in a lake on a sunny fishing. Fishing. They are so bored they don't say anything. "Gosh this is boring". Sean McGuire 9.3.23 Sunday Comicstrip
3 Rocks sunday comic strip Stain Hey whats that? I'm not sure I think like a blemish or something I was hoping no one would notice it's hardly noticeable keep that thing away from me Sean McGuire 9.10.23
3 Painted Rocks in a field on a sunny day One of us has a problem That's all you need to know Don't worry No one knows its you EEEK! Sean McGuire 9.17.23 homage to Daria
3 rocks Stains with increasing stains. Ew I think your stain has gotten worse. It's spreading. Oh I don't think it's aything to worry about. To us! Ick! Oh no! in a negative word bubble Folklórico Sean McGuire 9.24.23
3 rocks Stain series Stain #3 three rocks covered in dark stains There are trees There are people in the trees Who are they? Where are they? Sean McGuire 10.1.23 Sunday comicstrip
3 rocks with dark stains in a scary red landscape Stain #4 They must be somewhere But there are so many somewheres They really could be anywhere darkness encroaches in on them Sean McGuire 10.8.23
3 rocks Sunday comicstrip New car Do you guys want to see my new car? Sure. What happened to your old car? It caught on fire. Twice. I thought fire was supposed to be purifying. Apparently not for cars. Sean McGuire 10.15.23
Three rocks comic | 3 rocks shaped voids are in an empty scary  red and scape | Stain #5 | disembodied words appear "You are in my head" | "How did you get there?" | the artists face peers through the void | darkness creeps in | Sean McGuire 10.22.23
Group costume |The rocks are in costume as  Ronald McDonald,  Hamburglar, and chihuahua | We were supposed to go as cast of familiar fast food characters | Who are you? | I am the Taco Bell chiuahua | NO ONE REMEMBERS THAT | You didnt want to Grimace
3 negative rocks | Stain #6 | Open your eyes | you can't hide from it | not here | not anywhere | Sean McGuire 11.5.23 | weekly Sunday comicstrip
Three rocks weekly comic | Takeaway / Takeout | Let's order takeaway | Oh that sounds good |. Plus we'll be supporting the local economy | Both the restaurant and the delivery service are owned by foreign companies | Well those companies are local to
Three rocks in an open landscape| Plymouth Rock| Have you heard about this Plymouth Rock? | Pfft Plymouth rock!| What about her?| Who does she think she is?| Her name is Tiffany!| Sean McGuire| 11.19.23| Thanksgiving
Three rocks in a a collapsing reality| Stain #7| all texture has fallen away| to look back| may be| they are reduced to their most primal states on a sticky note| to be lost| Sean McGuire| 11.26.23| weekly comicstrip| Sunday Comic| stain series
Three rocks comic| 3 rocks sit in a calm and peaceful field | Stained | Hmm that was weird | yeah | super weird! | Turns out | We just needed to switch to a gentler exfoliating scrub | Sean McGuire 12.3.23 | weekly comic strip | stain series | comics
3 rocks comic Q: Are We Not Men? | Are we not men | No | We are rocks | oh yeah | Sean McGuire 10.10.23 | Sunday comic | Saturday midnight strip | Devo joke
3 rocks covered in snow in a dark snowy winterscape one is an igloo one is a snowman and the third just has a small mound of snow on them| Winter | I hate winter | Especially the snow | I think its fun | Sean McGuire 12.17.23 | Sunday comicstrip
3 rocks | New hat #2 | three rocks sit in an open christmas landscape one of them wears a hat | Did you get a new hat? | I did! Thank you for noticing | Sean McGuire 12.24.23 | weekly comicstrip | xmas comic
3 rocks in... The futrue | three rocks are in a nowhere landscape | Wow can you imagine what the future will be like? | In like a thousand years | 1000 years later | Huh I thought it would be different | Sean McGuire 12.31.23 New Years NYE comic
3 rocks in... All these years| three rocks sit in a comfortable silence | they go years without talking| what is there to say| Sean McGuire 1.7.23| Tori Amos silent all these years joke| weekly comic strip| Sunday morning comics| Late Saturday night
Stage directions 3 paper cutouts of rocks perform the winters tale by william shakespeare| This is the chase. I am gone forever| then "exit pursued by bear"| but we can't exit| shadow of a bear creeps over them frozen in fear| Sean McGuire 1.14.24
3 rocks in... Cryptid| three rocks hang out in a vacant landscape| a sasquatch bigfoot walks by| did you a see that? | See what? huh I  guess not| Sean McGuire 1.21.24| weekly comic strip | Sunday comics| late night Saturday| humor| cryptozoology
3 rocks in... Every morning| three rocks are being hit with car parts and cutlery at dawn| Ow!| What the..?| }Is that Björk again?| Every morning!| OMG we love you BjÖRK! | Sean McGuire 2.4.24| Sunday comic strips start the day| Hyperballad | Post
3 rocks in... Romance| three rocks lounging| what if we road our motorcycles around the cemetery?| what?| I dunno| "I saw it in a movie"| it seemed romantic| It sounds romantic| Sean McGuire 2.11.24| Valentine's Day| love| humor| comic strip
3 rocks in... Company| 4 rocks on an open expanse| Hey Quinn we're so glad you could come for a visit| Thank you for having me| |we'll give you the grand tour| |so this is where we sit| neat| and over there is the endless horizon| How lovely| four
Scented Candle| three rocks sit around a burning candle| what scent is this? | oh it's ün sen täd| do you mean unscented?| No it says Ü-N-S-E-N-T-Ä-D on the label| It is also odorless| Huh| Doesn't matter... rocks can't smell anyways | Sean McGuire
3 rocks in... Fire| three stones sit around a scented candle| Candles make me nervous| the candle tips over| The flame of the candle begins to spread|Eek! Uh-oh| the fire roars and burns though the comic panel as they scream in fear| Sean McGuire 3.3
3 rocks in... Alarm clock| three rocks sit around a sun dial two watch it while the third is asleep| Hey wake up | time has passed and their shadows move| you've slept through your alarm| WAKE UP| There has to be more effective system| Sean McGuire
Blarney Stone| Apparently it's good luck to kiss the Blarney Stone| I've heard that| OMG. gross| yeah ick| She started that rumor herslelf Sandi will do anything for attention| Sean McGuire 3.17.24| St Patrick's Day comic strip | weekly comic| green
Ruthless| 3 rocks are swarmed by insects| The bugs are ruthless today| They are without ruths | Where has she gone| Sean McGuire 3.24.24| weekly comic strip| 52 weeks| Sunday morning| Saturday midnight| flies
3 rocks in.. Without you we're nothing| Three gracious rocks sit calmly in a quiet space| We are in this together| You and us| Without you reading this| We are nothing| Thank you| Sean McGuire 3.31.24| end of a full year of comics| Sunday comic strip
3 rocks in... Symphony| Do you want to go to the symphony this evening?| I'd love to| |Oh yes let's!| But...| ... I have a hard time sitting still for that long| Sean McGuire 4.7.24| weekly Sunday comic strip
3 rocks in.. Mamma duck| a duck has built a nest on top of a rock|  oh no no no This is no place for a mamma duck| it's too open And there is too much sun| |no one has come to visit her| Maybe she is alone| Let's just hope she's alright| Sean McGuire
Boiling point| 3 rocks sit around waiting on a kettle| OMG this is taking so long to boil| Put salt in, it will boil faster| I think that's just an old wives' tale| I'm not putting salt in my tea water| Plus what rush am I in? | oh just try it| 4.21
3 rocks in... Flight| three rocks gaze into a blue sky| They admire a soaring bird| watch a hot air balloon drift|  marvel at zeppelin fly| observe a plane glide| Oh what it must be like to fly| Sean McGuire 4.28.24| weekly comic| Sunday comic strip
Too cute| Now when we see Brooke no one mention her appearance| I heard she had work done| she did and apparently it's quite noticeable| three rocks stand around a marble statue| Wow you look great| thanks can you tell I had work done| worth it
3 rocks in... Manga| read from right to left| my brother's clothes are ugly| Excuse me Roksan| What is it?| I don't know | I learned it from Duo| Sean McGuire|  2024年5月12日| Japanese | nihongo| anime
3 rocks in... UFO| three rocks are surrounded by cattle and sheep| flying saucer appears and abducts a cow in an eerie green light| did you just see that?| See what?| the weird thing in the sky that stole that cow| oh yes that I saw| Sean McGuire 6.2
3 rocks in.. Normal Earth Rock| a fourth possibly alien rock appears| Hello whoa re you?| I am normal Earth human like you| We're not humans We're rocks| Oh yes I am normal Earth rock| that checks out|  it is so nice to meet you| Sean McGuire 6.9.24
Abducted| 3 rocks are in a nowhere landscape under a starry night| a UFO appears| Isn't that the thing that stole the cow?| a green tractor beam pulls them up| Looks like it| they are gone nothing remains| Sean McGuire 6.16.24| weekly comic| alien
3 rocks in... Normal Earth chat| three glowing rocks speak in an alien language| Do either of you have a towel| no sorry| thats ok| I was feeling too dry anyways| Sean McGuire 6.23.24| weekly rock comic strip|
3 rocks in Probed| I thought they were going to probe us| Don't you usually get probed in these situations?| I did get probed| Yeah me too| What you did? COME BACK you forgot about ME!| Sean McGuire 6.30.24| weekly comic strip| alien series
3 rocks in... marco polo| marco| polo| marco polo| no peeking| fish out of water| aw you got us| this is fun| Sean McGuire 7,7,24| weekly comic
sounds like music| do you hear that?| |Like flutes mimicking birdsong| sound of music| it does sound like music| No, it's The Sound of Music| The Hills are alive| Sean McGuire 7.14.24
3 rocks in... Picnic| three rocks sit on blanket surrounded by tea cups and half eaten tea sandwiches and scones| any more scones| ants approach| yeah help yourself| ants swarm| How decadent!| ants overwhelm| this is nice| Sean McGuire 7.21.24| comic
3 rocks in... Mail| Did you check the mail today?| we don't get mail| Oh yeah that's right| so we didn't have any?| Sean McGuire 7.28.24| comic strip| comics| weekly comic| Sunday funny pages
3 rocks in... Knock knock #2| knock knock| there is no reply| KNOCK KNOCK| Why are you knocking?| We don't even have a door| Sean McGuire 8.4.24| weekly comic strip| three rocks telling each other jokes| knock knock joke
3 rocks in... Car keys| OH NO! | Oh no!| What? | What's wrong? | I can't find my car keys | Have you checked your pockets? | Well where did you have them last?| They must be around here somewhere| Sean McGuire 8.11.24| rock comic strip| funny papers
3 rocks in... Drifting| three rocks drift further into outer space| Sean McGuire 8.18.24| existential dread comic| abstract horror comic
3 rocks in... Train ride| three rocks ride a train through Tokyo, Japan| we should get out more| yeah, this is nice| Sean McGuire 8.25.24| weekly comic strip| public transit
3 rocks in... Glasses| three rocks sit around a vacant landscape one of the rocks is wearing warby parker glasses| hey nice glasses | Thanks!| They're new!| Have they improved your vidion?| Not really For one thing I don't have eyes| Sean McGuire 9.1
3 rocks in... Good news| three rocks sit around a phone| You're on speaker phone| What's your news?| We're pregnant!| oh my god gross| ick| bleh| no we wanted this| OMG congratulations| we're so happy for you| Sean McGuire 9.8.24| comic strip
FWWM | First Wash With Melonsoap | wash your hands | what are you talking about| I don't even have hands| Wash your hands Laura | who's Laura | Laura is gone | Gobble gobble | Sean McGuire 9.15.24 | Twin Peaks Fire Walk with Me | comic | David Lynch
3 rocks in... Party| three rocks sit in front of birthday decorations| alright decorations are done| now to figure out music| no need I already made a playlist| no!| last time it was nothing but dance remixes of Tori Amos songs| Sean McGuire 9.22.24
2 rocks in...| And then there were none| one rock is missing| what happened to them? | to who?| Where did they go?| Where did who go?| only one rock remains| Sean McGuire 9.29.24| comic strip
3 rocks in... Spider| a spider builds it's web between the three stones| hello?| Excuse me| Now we're closer than ever| yay| thanks new friend| Sean McGuire 10.6.24 | weekly comic strip| web artist| arachnid| proto-web| radii| capture spiral| spin
3 rocks in.. New hat 3| three rocks are in an open space one is wearing a witch hat| did you get a new hat| I did thanks for noticing| It's nice| Very seasonal| thank you| Sean McGuire| 10.13.24| weekly comic strip| spooky| Halloween| costume| witch
3 rocks in... Ghost| three rocks dry their laundry on a line on a beautiful day| AHH A GHOST!| Oh it's just a sheet blowing in the wind| AH a ghost| Oh yeah| Sean McGuire 10.20.24| halloween joke| supernatural| comic strip| stones |art | color comic
Trick or treat| we have a vampire, Frankenstein, and a British Shorthair| I'm the pride you can have in something that plagues you personified by Boris Karloff as Frankenstein's monster| I'm Carol Villar as Dracula | And I'm a kitty cat| Hallowen
3 rocks in... Childen of the stones| Happy Day| We need new ones here| Old times, and new| spooky howling| Happy Day!| Sean McGuire 11.3.24| comic| 70's horror| children's horror| some of these are just for me| art| quotes| pop culture jokes
3 rocks in... Oy vey| three rocks sit around exasperated| oofta| oh dear| Ughhh| Oy gevalt| Oh, bother| Son of a diddly| Sean McGuire 11.10.24| comic| comic strip| stones| overwhelmed
3 rocks in… Muffins| three rocks sit in a vacant landscape while the scent of muffins baking wafts in| mm what’s that smell?| it smells great| i’m baking muffins they’re almost done| ding
3 rocks in... Paper, scissors, rock| paper, scissors...| rock| damn| they pla again| I don't get this game| Sean McGuire 11.24.24| three rock comic strip
3 rocks in...| The Gilded Doorknob| new operetta based on the works of Dan Flavin opened| They missed Count and Lady Pennywhistles's tea they could not decide what to wear| The body of Mrudula Lilac was discovered| Sean McGuire| Edward Gorey inspired
3 rocks covered in snow| It finally stopped snowing| Good I need a break| Aw I like it |they are in a snow globe that is being violent shaken screaming| the snowglobe is returned to a resting positionI think it's fun| Sean McGuire 12.8.24 comic
3 rocks in... Silent night| three snow covered rocks sit still on a quiet cold dark night| Sean McGuire 12.15.24| weekly comic strip| winter| Christmas| stillness
Stoned| St. Stephen is depicted holding three stones| I can't believe how often I am depicted with you guys| Hey, rude, why?| You killed me| Which is why you are famous| Ungrateful| Some people| Sean McGuire 12.22.24| the Martyr Carlo Crivelli parody
3 rocks in... New years| only thirty minutes til midnight| can you stay up?| of course I can| 10, 9, 8, 7... oh| OH NO I fell asleep! did I miss it?| Yeah and fourteen more| Sean McGuire 12.29.24| comic strip| weekly comic| NYE
3 rocks in... Lat's do bread| Let's do bread| excuse me?| What?| Do you mean "let's have a toast"| oh yeah that| Sean McGuire art| 1.5.25| comic misunderstanding| comic strip
3 rocks in... Teeth| I keep having dreams that my teeth are falling out| ick!| You don't even have teeth| I know!| But I think I'm still going to see a dentist just in case| Sean McGuire 1.12.25| rock comics | rock comic strip| hand written text
3 rocks in... Stretch| three rocks sit around a vacant landscape| one stands up then stretches its legs| so much better| Sean McGuire comic| 1.19.25| weekly rock comic strip
3 rocks in... portrait photography| three rocks are posed in front of an old camera| ok now hold very still| oh no| a daguerreotype with three blurry rocks| we are not good at staying still| no we are not| Sean McGuire rock comic 1.26.25| antique
3 rocks in... Rain| three rocks chill in an overcast field one them is wearing a sou'wester| it begins to rain then rains harder until it becomes a torrential downpour only under the hat is dry| Now whose hat is silly?| Sean McGuire| 2.2.25| webcomic
Eavesdropping| Don't you think I know| I've met someone else| Do they love you? | At least now I know where you've been| Do you.. |SHHH| I NEED TO HEAR THIS| Sean McGuire| key the metal idol joke| 3 rocks web comic| valentine's day| 2.9.25| breakup
3 rocks in...|  Untitled (for Keith)| Art Boy Sin| As If No| If No Art| Lick Fat Boys| Sean McGuire 2.16.25| Keith Haring tribute| pop art| graffiti| comic strip
3 rocks in... Forever| three rocks sit in a vacant landscape| Do you think we'll ever not be here?| I'm not sure| We've been here for so long| So how much longer can it be?| Sean McGuire 2.23.25| 100| 100th comic strip| web comic| rock comics
Ash Wednesday| If B.C. is a caveman how can he celebrate Ash Wednesday?| What? Who?| Is that a joke from Daria?| I'm not sure I've ever said anything that wasn't| Sean McGuire 3.2.25| MTV|  Lane Miserables| Jake Morgendorffer| rock comic| Daria quote
3 rocks in...| OMG (for Bryan)| three rocks with buff bodies flex| Oh My God!| Oh My Geode!| Hey thats really good| Yeah I really like that| Thanks I've been saving it| I'm going to start using that too| Sean McGuire| rock web comic strip 3.9.25
3 rocks in...| Boundaries| three rocks begin to glow| the rocks become smooth and lose definition| they begin to melt together| A viscous white mass reaches out| Oh no | We've forgotten our physical boundaries| Again| Sean McGuire| rock comic| eva
3 rocks in... Hiking| Oh So Now I'm The One Being Ridiculous| Go Take A Hike| I love hiking| what?| No not actually hiking| Where should we go?| What should I pack?| Sean McGuire| rock comic strip| web comic| weekly| black and white
3 rocks in...| Ensnared| We are trapped in this dessert hellscape| Help us escape| This is his nightmare| Why don't you help us?| Sean McGuire| 3.30.25| rock comic strip| webcomic| 105
3 rocks in...| Baby birds| they hear chirping|  Aw baby birdies| chirp chirp| Spring is here| chirping intensifies| so cute| oh boy| Sean McGuire| 4.6.25| rock comic strip| webcomic| 106| year 3
3 rocks in..| Under the feather| There's been a new outbreak of Bird flu| So you can't be feeding the ducks right now| Are ducks really birds?| I mean aren't they really more like feathered fish?| No| Sean McGuire| 4.13.25| weekly rock comic strip
Stoned| again (naturally)| 3 rocks sit on St. Stephen with bloodshot eyes| Let's go get burritos| Yes| That sounds so good| I'll drive| wait how high are you?| like 5'6ish I guess| As long as I don't have to| Absolutely not| Sean McGuire 4.20.25| 420
3 rocks in... Kites| three rocks fly kites in a sunny field| Boink!| one of the kites hits a rock| this is fun| Sean McGuire| 4.27.25| weekly rock web comic strip
3 rocks in... New hat #4| is that a new hat?| Yeah!| Why? Do you not like it?| Is it bad?| It's certainly Badenov| Sean McGuire| 5.4.25| Rocky and Bullwinkle homage| Boris Badenov| weekly rock comic strip| webcomic